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10.06.2025 05:33
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
I'm British and I hate my glasses. Are prescription glasses better in New York City?
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Why do narcissist move on so easily?
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Is the Las Vegas Grand Prix considered one of the "premier events on the Formula 1 calendar?"
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Which city should one visit between Nice and Cannes? Why?
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Stock futures inch lower to kick off start of the new trading month: Live updates - CNBC
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
How likely is it to make a living out of being a window cleaner in a Nordic country?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Gold Climbs as Rising Geopolitical and Trade Tensions Aid Havens - Bloomberg.com
So they tried
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Diablo II: Resurrected Ladder Season 11 Coming Soon - Blizzard News
Next, they tried...
No way
share office space ...
Knicks fire coach Tom Thibodeau after first Eastern Conference finals berth in 25 years - AP News
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes